Did I see God?

The other day I was driving down the boulevard, and I looked and thought: "WOW, the only way to just absolutely defy the laws of physics is if that was God". Well on closer inspection, I realized it wasn't God, it was just some idiot driving down the boulevard at about FIFTY M.P.H. with three one inch pieces of plywood on the roof of his sedan. The three four by eight mammoth sheets of plywood were securely fastened to the luggage rack with state-of-the-art, are you ready? Twine! I don't need no stinking truck, I got me my Yugo and a ball of twine. Stand back and watch me kill people. Oh, wait. Nothing could possibly go wrong, even if the single piece of twine stretched across the leading edge of these unbelievably heavy pieces of wood should fail, and at FIFTY M.P.H., the wood should start to fly violently from the top of the afore-mentioned sedan. . .NO PROBLEM, because he was holding them down with his finger tips! What the . . .